Since its formation in 1832 The Indica Marketing Board has dedicated itself to the promotion of of wholesome, nutritious Cannabis Indica and the elimination of Cannabis Sativa which is what wankers smoke.
Numerous independent studies carried out by the independent Indica Marketing Board Boffins Institute have independently proven, time and time again, that the consumption of Cannabis Indica is linked to increased intelligence, sexual vigour and longevity. It also balances the humours, realigns the chakras, harmonises the meridians and does lots of other good things that credulous simpletons believe actually exist. Oh... And something to do with quantums... Cannabis Indica is absolutely stuffed with quantums.
The Indica Marketing Board is a wholly owned subsidiary of The Illuminati, the shadowy and malevolent secret organisation behind such atrocities as World War One, chemtrails, 5G, 9/11, the inexplicable success of The Fucking Beatles and low fat diets. But not alcohol free beer… We’re not that malevolent.
The Indica Marketing Board is probably best known for its many award winning advertising campaigns. A link to some particularly fine examples can be found below (which is the only reason this webshite exists to be quite honest). Go on... Click it... What's the worst that can happen?