THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE MANY FASCINATING QUESTIONS WHICH WE IMAGINE WE MIGHT BE FREQUENTLY ASKED IF ANYBODY EVER ASKED US ANYTHING.
Is The Indica Marketing Board really a wholly owned subsidiary of The Illuminati?
Yes
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I want to send you important legal papers prior to taking legal action against you. What is your address for service?
The Indica Marketing Board
C/O
Illuminati Secret Headquarters
Bay Tree Lane
Polegate
East Sussex
BN26 6QN
Please mark your letters "Junk Mail."
I want to send you free products related to growing weed in the amusingly optimistic hope that I will get some free advertising. What is your address?
Email us at indicamarketingboard@gmail.com with the subject line "Free bunce".
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European swallow?
Can I advertise on this very impressive, high traffic website?
Possibly...... Email us to find out. We accept cash, PayPal, gold bullion, WWII era looted works of art and goods in kind. Preferably the latter.
Do you know where I left my car keys?
They're in the pocket of your other jeans.
How did Boris Johnson ever become prime minister?
Fuck knows.
This website is a joke isn't it?
What do you think?
How do you spell "oleaginous"?
O.L.E.A.G.I.N.O.U.S
Can you tell me where to obtain wholesome and nutritious Cannabis Indica?
No. Grow your own or work it out for yourselves like evrybody else.
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